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We here at the Tangled Web are here to bring you a special report on a
an invasion of sorts that has taken our fair city. The rats are coming
and they are here to stay. Everywhere we look, we see long tails
marching past, suitcases in hand. Every night, as we lie in our tangled
beds, we hear the scampering of little paws overhead. Each morning, we
shake away our tangled dreams, we look around and we see the remnants
of
a visit from our sharped toothed friends. There is a question that has
long lingered in our minds: What do the rats do with themselves?
After thinking long and hard, we decided to send an expedition down to
the depths of the rat kingdom to find out just what these little fury
creatures do all day and all night. We elected our dear bearded friend
who is famous for being able to fit into any setting involving lots of
hair. For your benefit, we will call him Sir Beard and we ask that you
try to remain seated while reading this expose for what you are about
to
read will shock you. It may even leave you with a tinge of envy that
you
were not able to break the codes of the ever elusive and fun loving
realm of the rats.
Sir Beard descended into the nether regions of the city with notebook
in hand. After many hours of vainly searching for a clue to the
whereabouts of the rat headquarters, he ran into a gang of the sneaky
rodents who were wearing zoot suits. They were very smooth talkers and
they quickly persuaded the Beard to go with them to be fitted for his
own zoot suit. The rats later admitted to the Beard that they never
trust humans, but he was OK because he was also of the furry
persuasion.
Sir Beard was touched and he knew that he would fit in nicely upon
reaching the rat kingdom.
After being given a brand new canary yellow zoot suit, Sir Beard was
ready to enter the kingdom of the rats. When Sir Beard arrived, he was
taken aback at the splendor that he saw before him. There were
thousands
of the rats dressed in zoot suits and they were dancing their little
paws off. One of the rats saw Sir Beard and without a second thought,
he beckoned him onto the Dance floor. Before he knew it, Sir Beard was
jitterbugging with the best of them. Although he had to be careful
because one misplace step and a few rats would've lost their lives
under
the immense stomp of Sir Beard.
Sir Beard partied into the early morning hours with all of his new rat
buddies while we here at the Tangled Web worried furiously over where
our gallant Beard had gone. We knew that this assignment might have a
questionable outcome, but we didn't think that rats would be able to
do away with Sir Beard. Finally, around dawn, we saw a fantastically
dressed Beard stumble in. He and his rat friends were so exhausted that
they didn't even tell us, their tangled friends what they had been up
to
all night. They simply smiled at us, nestled down into a little corner
together, zoot suit and all, and they fell asleep.
So, to all our dear friends, whenever you hear a pitter patter of
clawed
feet, look around, you might see a little zoot suit running by you.
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