[ga-abuse] Re: [ga] FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER.....

["William X. Walsh" <william@userfriendly.com>]

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Monday, February 19, 2001, 8:12:00 PM, Bruce James wrote:

> FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER
> 'Okay everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar.
> One @ 120 degrees and the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the
> same altitude. Hmmm, we'll have to keep an eye on them.'
> Great parody, read on.


>       FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER

> Posted by "pilot6" on the ICANN public message boards, this is unerringly
> accurate (sans the unfair knock - scout meeting? - on Karl Auerbach).
> Director Cerf:  "Okay everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar.
> One @ 120 degrees and the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the same altitude.
> Hmmm, we'll have to keep an eye on them."

> Director Touton:  "Two?  How did that happen?"

> Director Pisanty:  "Yes, of course, this new improved radar system is
> picking up signals from a different root.  It seems Leah Gallegos's .BIZ now
> has a stronger signal.  How did that happen?"

> Director Kraaijenbrink:  "It's not important how that happened, just shoot
> the bitch down!"  She's a bandit!"

> Director Fockler:  "Aw shutup Hans.  It's a big sky out there, she's
> entitled to a piece of it."

> Director Cerf:  "Well, it's an interesting situation.  But it's making me a
> little nervous.  I mean, even though we didn't have the new improved radar,
> we knew she was out there.  I hope they don't collide.  Oops, I almost
> forgot, I have a magazine cover photo session to get to.  Lou (Touton), take
> the control panel, will ya?"

> Director Touton:  "Sure Vint!  No problem. I'll watch it for you (heh heh
> heh).

> Director Kraaijenbrink:  "Lou, you got the controls.  Hey, let's tell the
> new .BIZ to ram Leah Gallegos, knocking her out of the sky. This will be
> wild!  We know that small .BIZ won't stand a chance.  It'll be great
> watching the collision ... real morbid curiousity value here.  I want that
> in my basket ... heh heh heh."

> Director Auerbach:  "Hey guys, you can't do that to Leah Gallegos and her
> .BIZ.  That's a WOMAN'S BUSINESS ENTERPRISE (WBE).  The US Government tries
> to protect WBE's.  Leah had the .BIZ idea first, and actually built it's
> worth!  Oops, I gotta go now, I'm late for my scout meeting, after lunch of
> course."

> Director Touton:  "Aw jeezus, hasn't anyone done something about that pesky
> At Large Membership yet?  Hey Karl (Auerbach), just shut the f--k up and
> make another pot of coffee.  And while you're at it, the carpets in Andrew
> McLauglin's office need cleaning.  Go rent a shampooer."

> Transmission from Leah Gallegos's .BIZ:  "Senator Boxer, Senator Boxer, do
> you read me?  Hello!  Hello!  I'm in big trouble hear ... getting blown out
> of the sky by ICANN and ICANN cronies.  Senator Boxer, DO YOU READ ME?"

> Reply from Senator Boxer:  (Cross-eyed and wet from flirtation with NSI
> executive)
> "Tee hee ... what's a TLD?  I barely know how to turn on my computer.
> Now, what's a root?"



> /Bruce James
> bmjames@swbell.net





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